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NOV 19
$SICKDAY  ·  CALL IN SICK  ·  PLAY THE GAME  ·  MANDATORY VACATION  ·  PAIRED SOL  ·  1% STD  ·  JOKE PTO ONLY  ·  NOT $RICH  ·  $SICKDAY  ·  CALL IN SICK  ·  PLAY THE GAME  ·  MANDATORY VACATION  ·  PAIRED SOL  ·  1% STD  ·  JOKE PTO ONLY  ·  NOT $RICH  · 
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$SICKDAY mascot — fever, doctor's note, controller

GTA VI · THU NOV 19 2026 · CURVE

CALL IN SICK.
PLAY THE GAME.

The most anticipated game of the decade requires a mandatory vacation.

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The diagnosis

This is not a “get rich off GTA” coin. That joke already printed. Ours is the PTO: half the world is playing Nov 19. The other half is at standup wishing they were.

01 · SYMPTOMS

Vice City Fever

Palm trees in the peripheral vision. An uncontrollable urge to steal a boat. HR will call it unexcused. We call it protocol.

02 · PRESCRIPTION

One sick day

One $SICKDAY. One joke doctor's note. One controller. Do not operate heavy machinery. Do operate a convertible.

03 · PROGNOSIS

Nov 19 goes dark

Playing / wishing they were. That's the market. Sell the experience of skipping work — not a publisher ticker.

PTO generator

Joke only. This is not a real medical document. Do not send it to an employer as a real excuse. Do not commit fraud. Screenshot it for the group chat.

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VICE CITY MEDICAL CARE

EXCUSE NOTE

EST. 1986 · LEONIDA

Patient name: Tommy Vercetti

Diagnosis: Acute Vice City Fever

Dates off: Nov 19 — Nov 23, 2026

The above patient is under my care and is excused from responsibilities at Corporate for the dates listed.

Take it easy. Vice City is a lot.

EXCUSED — PLAY THE GAME
Dr. Leonida, M.D.General Practice · Leonida · Hippocratic oath: we take it seriously… mostly.

Entertainment only. Not a medical, legal, or HR document. Not valid as an excuse. Do not submit this to an employer. $SICKDAY

Sicknomics

Fixed supply. Standard StonkFun curve. We quote SOL for depth — not TTWO. That pair is already a different joke.

SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

Fixed. LaunchLab standard. No extra mint. Liquidity locks on graduation.

QUOTE

SOL

Depth first. TTWO Sunrise is a gimmick we are not copying. $RICH already sits there.

FEE

1% standard

Creator earns 0.5% of every trade, auto-paid. No transfer tax. No team wallet theater.

How to call in

1

Wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Load a little SOL.

2

StonkFun

Open stonkfun.xyz. Paste the CA. Verify the ticker is $SICKDAY.

3

Go dark Nov 19

Buy. Generate the joke note. Do not file it at work.